amateur mode enabled!!!

in a distant universe, someone calls this page an "expert mode." however, this is probably the easiest and laziest way to use the website— dave just threw everything on one page. either way, have fun.

go back to "adventure" mode

all things by dave caruso

(dave is still adding everything to the database, so it will not be complete)

again, the database isn't done and A LOT more exists.

why do you have such a high-res screen???
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